http://www.literaryheroin.com ...what i never expected my life to be about... Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:15:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The realization that I am going to be twenty-eight years old in less than a week finally hit me while I was talking with John on AIM: Ama: i'm sort of in shock. Ama: like...i'm gonna be what? John: hahah Ama: but i'm supposed to get new spells, right? Ama: 'cause it's an even level? John: Yeah John: ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2010/02/18/96/ In order to combat the stigma that Monday has gotten as a horrible day, I shall use this day to think about all the awesome things in my life. I visited my dad this past weekend. He took me on a date to a German dance hall where I had Jäegerschnitzel and ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2010/01/25/monday-pinks/ The Road by Cormac McCarthy My rating: 2 of 5 stars I should probably turn in my English degree along with a piece of paper that reads, "I'm sorry. I didn't like this book. Please forgive me," and hope that the powers that be forgive my transgression. Seriously, though, I've searched through ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2010/01/14/the-road-by-cormac-mccarthy/ I went to Monday night yoga for the first time last night and the instructor, Robin, had everyone line up their mats facing the windows. This was apparently a change from how she usually has everyone line up their mats because the regulars to the class kept commenting, upon walking into ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2010/01/12/yoga-musings/ And Another Thing... by Eoin Colfer My rating: 3 of 5 stars "The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument." ~Douglas Adams I don't read fanfiction. ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2010/01/05/and-another-thing-by-eoin-colfer/ Unlike other children of divorce, my Christmases as a child were never really affected by the fact that my parents weren't married anymore. When they first got divorced, they ended up living across the street from each other, so instead of me having to make difficult decisions, I ended up ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2009/12/22/merry-christmas-to-all-to-all-a-good-night/ My father has hated cats for as long as I've known him. I found out that early in his marriage to my mom that they had a cat, but that was the last cat he ever liked. When I was little, I begged and begged and begged until he finally ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2009/11/12/the-great-kitten-fiasco-of-2009/ I've heard this joke from several comedians, so I'm not sure who to attribute it to, but here goes... "My wife and I made a deal where we could cheat as long as it was someone we chose in advance. She chose Harrison Ford. She's just mad because I chose the ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2009/10/02/boy-id-like-to/ Against my better judgement, during my Junior year of high school, I opted to not take Honours or Advanced Placement History, and instead ended up in "Academic" United States History which is to say I was not with the smart or exceedingly smart kids, but neither was I with the ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2009/09/22/history-is-made-by-stupid-people/ I was sitting at my computer, playing World of Warcraft and decided to join a PUG* for a dungeon because there weren't even enough people online in my guild to run anything and I was bored. Pete walked in to see what I was doing. "How do you find your PUGs?" ... http://www.literaryheroin.com/2009/08/27/diction-on-the-path-to-self-knowledge/